Lunchtime Antics

I was out for lunch and happened to overhear some of the strangest things amongst the people around me. Take these two for example along with what was on my mind:

• "This country is so wasteful. I would reuse this thing (aluminum foil) ten times before I throw it away[...]; in fact, I'm going to save this up and bring it back to my home country."

It's just foil. You planning to reuse that napkin and go home with it as well?

• "I'm an adult, I can do whatever I want!"

You certainly don't act like one.


Only in America.
I'm going to pretend like I didn't hear anything and walk away. (;